He was sure the Devil

 I covered my friend in baby oil. Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight. Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint. He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail. The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test. More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground. The elephant didn't want to talk about the person in the room. The knives were out and she was sharpening hers. Separation anxiety is what happens when you can't find your phone. I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent. The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact. The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him. She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched. I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink. If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a g...

 He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter. Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over. Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding. She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable. I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable. She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness. The near-death experience brought new ideas to light. Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley. I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one. The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers. The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears. The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up. Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic. It took...